After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
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parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair
i don’t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you rock
he picked youI think you struck a chord with the lord
SO IN THE COMICS she’s falling off a bridge and he catches her to try to save her with his spider web, but her body is forced into an unnatural position and she snaps her neck. And as he’s reeling her body back, he’s still making wise-cracks about how much he loves his powers at the moment, because he saved her. And then he realises that she’s dead.
oMGF THAT”S HORRIBLE
No, that’s physics.
When I first watched this movie in theaters I actually was terrified of this scene because I thought she was gonna die since it was so similar to the way she died in the comics. I’m almost 100% convinced that in the final movie they will kill off Gwen the same way they did in the comic book and this scene from the first film is an intentional foreshadow.
in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm
this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???
This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.
"I’m gonna keep smilin’ for you, man.
Even if you’re not around.”
im a wreck im a wreck im a huge sobbing wreck im so sorry
/flies to sun
i havent been watching adventure time NOW IM AM SO WORRIED AND CONFUSED WHAT EVEN
Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!
Jesse & James saying fuck you to gender roles since 1997
I have been waiting all my life for this post
When my daughter first showed signs of hating herself, I got out photoshop. We went and found an image of her choosing, of a woman. I spent the next two hours showing her just how easy it was to alter this woman. I changed her hair, whitened her teeth, made her thinner. I erased her blemishes and even made her taller while my daughter sat there aghast. At the end of it she loudly said - ” THAT’S NOT FAIR!”
I told her that damn near every image she saw of people in magazines, on television, etc, was altered like this, and that she should never compare herself to that, because even supermodels don’t look like supermodels.
I wish I could do that for every child. I wish it was a mandatory class in school.
I AM SHOWING THIS TO EVERYONE
I SAW THIS IN CLASS BEFORE. THE TEACHER WAS ALL LIKE ”please, never compare yourself to people you see in magazines. They’re always altered. It’s as easy as that.” I ALMOST STOOD UP AND YELLED ”AMEN, MISS. AMEN.”
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
I love how this face
is vague enough to be used for practically any reaction it’s just the best
dropped some food on the floor
forgot to study for a test
asked to answer a question in class but you dont know the answer
someone calls you cute
someone asks you out
critical plot twist in a movie you didnt see coming
theres so much astronaut stuff you cant fully function
all your reaction needs